Behind the Christmas Parodies!
"For fuck's sake, why do you do these things Karla?" - is the question that me gets quite often when it comes to creating all this parody...
How Do You Own Disorder?
"How do you own disordeeerrrr" - words forever etched into the memory of my university years in Italy, carried by the unforgettable voice...
If Fashion Mags Were Honest
A satirical take on most popular female fashion mags and how their articles would sound like when stripped of their glossy wrapping paper.
Till the End of the World
When I met Steven Rutter in February 2014 in London, the last thing I had on my mind was that such a musical symbiosis could exist, so...
The Effectiveness of Dry vs Water-Based Anogenital Hygiene Practices in Adult Homo sapiens Displayin
A scientific study on effectiveness of anogenital hygienic practices in Homo sapiens. Aka: the ultimate end to the washing vs wiping your as
Why I don't like the International Women's Day
Because I am allergic to hypocrisy, that is why. These five words sum up the meaning of what follows pretty well, yet they make little...
Hello, I'm Stereochemistry
There's a few things that unwinding from a tour usually brings up, for many of us touring musos that feed off the life on the road. Road...
Science and Spirituality
Anyone else out there in the webspace sporting an acute allergy to scientific or pseudoscientific explanations of spirituality and...
Meanwhile in Padova - A comprehensive guide to Veneto Graduation Tradition
I tend to ramble in superlatives when I’m on stage, so more often than not, when I mention what happened to me the minute I graduated...
An Open Letter to a Restrained Friend
Dear Friend, It feels like playing piano with mute pedal stuck and permanently pressed down. If feels like driving with a hand break,...
